Created by Julie Klausner
"Cat News" debuted at #1 and won hundreds of fans, but after just two months, its creators put it to sleep with an episode that broke the five-minute limit and thus was not eligible for renewal. Some mourned the loss of a beloved friend... but what's that they say about cats having nine lives? "Cat News" was produced by Julie Klausner.
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Episode 1
Interview with Dr. Will Abelson, specialist in other cats.
Screened: 2005-03-28 at UCBT
Votes: 90/112 - 80.36% share; placed 1st of 10
Downloads: 17,516
Cast
| Dr. Will Abelson | Will Hines |
| Herself | Smiley Muffin |
Crew
| Julie Klausner | Writer |
| Neil Casey | Digital Effects |
Episode 2
Smiley interviews a lesbian; Heathcliff's in trouble with the law.
Screened: 2005-04-25 at UCBT
Votes: 92/136 - 67.65% share; placed 4th of 10
Downloads: 8,787
Cast
| Lesbian #4 | Dyna Moe |
| Lesbian #3 | Angeliki George |
| Katy | Sue Galloway |
| Beth | Julie Klausner |
| Herself | Smiley Muffin |
Crew
| Julie Klausner | Writer |
| Neil Casey | Digital Effects |
Episode 3
"Cat News" ends with a bang. Well, more like a squirt.
Screened: 2005-05-30 at UCBT
Votes: 5/137 - 3.65% share; placed 10th of 10
Downloads: 7,880
Cast
| Network Page | Anthony Atamanuik |
| Rob Thompson | Neil Casey |
| Max Schumacher | John Reynolds |
| Herself | Smiley Muffin |
Crew
| Julie Klausner | Writer |
| Neil Casey | Editor, Digital Effects |